“I will take as a given that, for most people, somewhere between six and seven billion of them, the perfect job is the one that takes the least time.”

“How seriously can I take myself? I'm just one of six billion people, right?”

“Dan is my ordinary friend. Everybody should have at least one ordinary friend and Dan is as ordinary as they come. He is so ordinary that most people have to meet him six or seven times before they remember his name.”

“Always take the time of 180 days before you call yourself committed to someone.It takes at least a time span of six months to shed the fake skin.”

“If I cannot give my children a perfect mother I can at least give them more of the one they've got--and make that one more loving. I will be available. I will take time to listen, time to play, time to be home when they arrive from school, time to counsel and encouerage.”

“If you're "one in a million", and the world is full of seven billion people, that means there are seven thousand people just like you.”