“Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.”
“The Enemy of the best is the good. If you're always settling with what's good, you'll never be the best.”
“Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.”
“But you'll never have your happy ending unless you're brave enough to open the book and start your story.”
“Good ol' Rex, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.”