“If you listen to neurologists and psychiatrists, you'd never fall in love.”

“It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.”

“If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.”

“If you knew what was going to happen, if you knew everything that was going to happen next—if you knew in advance the consequences of your own actions—you'd be doomed. You'd be ruined as God. You'd be a stone. You'd never eat or drink or laugh or get out of bed in the morning. You'd never love anyone, ever again. You'd never dare to.”

“Love is something that changes you, and if you really loved all the crap you say you loved. You'd never know who you were because you'd constantly be changing. Once you love, you love forever. You can't help it.”

“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.”