“HOMELESSNESS...is neither a disease nor crime...but a very serious problem!”

“...the greatest source of misery in the world, the greatest cause of anguish and hatred and sadness and death, was neither disease nor race nor religion. It was hope.”

“I need not pause to explain that crime is not a disease. It is criminology that is a disease.”

“I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.”

“I could not become anything; neither good nor bad; neither a scoundrel nor an honest man; neither a hero nor an insect. And now I am eking out my days in my corner, taunting myself with the bitter and entirely useless consolation that an intelligent man cannot seriously become anything, that only a fool can become something.”

“You have fallen badly, señor gringo. Bribery is a very serious crime in this country. You will have to pay.”