“Mark My Words Jack Frost...Before I Die I Am Going To Buy A Yacht And Sail Off To A Nice Warm & Sunny Paradise. Freeze And Abuse Someone's Else's Rear End...You Been Warned.”
“[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.”
“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”
“...words are so strong and I am so timid - my soul ignores warnings and I end up covered with your paint ...”
“She is the swelling sail, trim rigging and bust sunlit deck of our matrimonial yacht. I am the low hull, with the invisible ballast and keel.”
“Follow me down before anyone else gets show. Especially before I get shot, ‘cause that would just ruin an otherwise nice day. (Jack)”