“Manners are the ability to put someone else at their ease...by turning any answer into another question.”

“Powerful women always interpret hostility as unrequited love.”

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”

“Despite everything I go on succeeding.”

“By the fur of Maurice the dog I love you.”

“I want to fight myself with all my arms against all my arms.”

“ask yourself the following question: "Is this person in between me and what I want to do?" If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing work and outpacing people that way.”