“Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.”

“There's a Drunk Midget in My HouseAh, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!”

“...Ah, but the Moon my Love is jealous, and can you blame him? You outshine him with your virtues...”

“I know you know the tale of Baby JuneYou know the way she could deliver a tuneShe was a killer in a petticoatA little bit of everyone you adore...And if your baby let you down at night,Well Baby June would make it up alrightAnd I was never happierThan in the arms and charms of her”

“When you get lost in a really strange place, nothing is more comforting than found your friend whom you trust and can show the way.”

“Never get attached to possessions…. They’re just things and you can always get more things.”