“I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams.”
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.”
“The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice. Hermione snorted. "Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... Who sets the exam? She does!”
“I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.”
“Barbara had really missed her calling. She should have been a gynecologist. Nothing pleased her more than having her face between another woman’s legs.”
“They praised his modesty and did not listen to him, for listening is a rare gift, and men will have their heroes.”