“You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!”

“Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.”

“And even though it didn't work, it did sort of work, because when we're all together, it's like Skippy's there too, because each of us has his own little jigsaw piece of him he remembers, and when you fit them all together, and you make the whole picture, then it's like he comes to life.”

“I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.”

“It's about risking everything. Putting your heart on the line, even when you don't know what's going to happen. It's risking having the person you love rip it out and stomp all over it in public.”

“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.”