“You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.”
“It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it...You have to let people see what you wrote.”
“When life gets you down... stand on top of it.”
“Very well, Practical Vitari, if you really can’t resist me. You’ll have to go on top, though, if you don’t mind.”
“A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.”
“Spiritual pain is when you can’t stand another moment not knowing the real truth, and when you finally do know you can’t let go.”