“Just because we love each other doesn’t mean that we’re meant to be together, right?”

“That’s the problem with men with money. They think they can do anything they want and get away with it.”

“Girls get a lot of mixed messages—they are told, ‘Girl Power!’ and what does that mean? It means you wear a T-shirt that says, ‘Girl Power!’ but you call each other bitches. You make fun of a girl for being a virgin and you make fun of a girl for having sex. There’s no right place to be.”

“We git six across the backseat and shiver together, arms and legs wrapped like eels around each other.”

“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”

“It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.”

“I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.”