“Shoot. I feel guilty for peeing. That first bottle of wine alone was almost two hundred dollars.”
“I feel like a hundred dollars.”
“My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.”
“Okay. Ground rules,” I said, and locked gazes with Eli. “I pee alone and I shower alone. Some things need to remain a mystery, and those are two I firmly believe in.”
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate. ”
“Do you know how much a hundred dollars is?' he asked. I said that I did not and he answered, 'It is a hundred dollars.”