“Any questions?""Ya why do your drawings suck so bad?”

“Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck?”

“Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?!Rukia: I do not need saving, and I do NOT tremble!”

“Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?Ichigo: I wonder..Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?Rukia: Huh?Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?Ichigo: Kiss my ass.”

“Holy crap! Your story was so long I forgot the beginning! - Ichigo Kurosaki”

“I sensed only an instant of apprehension.She never raised an eyebrow at the question..Such a brave girl.”

“Do you know why the big brother is born first? It’s to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I’ll kill you"... You never, ever say something like that.”