“As of now, ALL your opinions are rejected."- Ichigo”

“Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?Ichigo: I wonder..Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?Rukia: Huh?Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?Ichigo: Kiss my ass.”

“I can't go back because I lost all my Soul Reaper powers! - RukiaYou lost your powers? What are they, socks? - Ichigo”

“Holy crap! Your story was so long I forgot the beginning! - Ichigo Kurosaki”

“I'll cry!! Ububu... BUEEEEEEE!! I... Ichigo, you thupid! Baldy!! Piece of poop!Ichigo: Alright! Alright! I get it already, stop crying!Nel: Impotent!Ichigo: I'm not impotent!!Rukia: What's he shouting about?Nel: Virgin!!!Ichigo: SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!!”

“No, nothing can change my world--Ichigo Kurosaki, Black Moon Rising”

“Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?Ichigo: Five people and a cat”