“Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck?”

“Any questions?""Ya why do your drawings suck so bad?”

“I am calm. That's why I can fight you!~Uryu Ishida”

“You are becoming a snake tomorrow, and as you start to devour people, with that mouth that has eaten others, you cry your love to me, and the same as today, I do wonder, will I be able to say my love to you?" - Gin Ichimaru awww”

“Rukia: Why is she glaring at me?Ichigo: I wonder..Nel: What's your welationship with Itsygo?Rukia: Huh?Renji: Popular with the ladies, eh?Ichigo: Kiss my ass.”

“What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?~ulquiorra”

“Well if that's the kind of pride you're talking about, you can bet your ass, I'm going to mess with it.”