“Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?”
“Nothing says "I hold my gun sideways" like a bad face tattoo.”
“I'm going to be so normal that when people look up normal in the dictionary, my name will be there.”
“My mind is in a state of constant rebellion. I believe that will always be so.”
“Unrequited love is a ridiculous state, and it makes those in it behave ridiculously.”
“You’re not pregnant, are you? (Jack)What would make you think that? (Syd)Barefoot. Pregnant. Them things go hand in hand, ‘cause them pregnant women have feet that can swell up to ten times their normal size. (Jack)”