“Deemed a fool is better than smartass.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to be the better me by forgetting my past.Master of Stupidity: If you just forget it, how would you measure you're better?”

“Smartass is a latent idiot.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.”

“Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.”

“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”

“Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch.”