“Gold wrapped old crap.”

“One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.”

“Poets write beautiful words to describe savagery-wrapped civilization nowadays.”

“There were three things sought by invaders who crossed oceans to discover America. Those were gold, gospel, glory. There are four things sought by aliens who crossed heavens to discover planet earth. Those are gold, gospel, glory, gene.”

“Old liarshold lies.”

“The old resists the new one.'Change hurts' is the reason.”

“You get old faster when you think about retirement.”