“Gold wrapped old crap.”
“The best place to hide gold coins is in a treasure chest filled with those circular chocolates that are coin-sized and wrapped in gold foil. That’ll foil any thief.”
“Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd.”
“Just because it's old, doesn't mean it's gold.”
“Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold”
“No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.”