“If thou really believe in one God,irrationality is subset of thou logic.”

“Impossibility is a subset of the universe.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed?Master of Stupidity: Thou shall not break the rules of drive safely.Thou shall not tempt the police as well.”

“Once upon a time in the land of Shinar, God came down to see the city and the tower. People were united and spoke in one language. Then God confound their language and caused them scattered all over the planet earth. I believe, because of our technology, there will be one computer-based language on earth. Then God will come back again and make us all scattered all over the stars constellation.”

“There are certain moments in life of open-minded people...which really make them hard not to believe in the existence of heaven.”

“There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.”