“Men close their minds when see a naked truth.”
“Now that I'm in your mind, want to see some naked mental pictures of Jace?”
“It is assured that men of all ages imagine a woman naked when they first meet.”
“I hate it when men go to strip bars. It lowers the rest of us that know if a man has to pay to see a woman naked, he is a loser and probably should get weeded out.”
“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress?”
“You see a lot of UFOs with closed eyes and opened mind.”