“Nobody makes anybody enlightened.Just tell them what you want to say,then let them decide for themselves.”

“Nobody wants to tell a truth which harms himself.”

“Nobody asks anybody to be somebody. Man for himself and be yourself, buddy!”

“I do not say words, which you want to hear.The words just told me, to write them down.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of.”

“You say that I'm nobody, and you agree that nobody's perfect.Based on logic, I'm a perfect person according to your opinion.”

“If you say that you have never lied at all,then you give too much trust on anybody.”