“Response is absolutely designed for always showing up late.”

“You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.”

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”

“You can't be late until you show up.”

“What a dreadful surprise. For everyone knows, is absolutely certain, that nothing will ever happen to me. Others die, I go on. There are no consequences and no responsibilities. Except that there are. But lets not talk about em eh? By the time the consequences catch up to you its too late isn't it?”

“For everyone nowadays knows, absolutely is CERTAIN, that nothing bad will ever happen to ME. Others die, I go on. There are no consequences and no responsibilities. Except that there ARE. But let's not talk about them, eh? By the time the consequences catch up to you, it's too late, isn't it, Montag?”