“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth?Master of Stupidity: Someday. [Never on earth. Otherwise I’d lose you and my job]”
“Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ?Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.”
“Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.”
“Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ?Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.”