“Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things?Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time.”

“Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began?Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?”

“Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world.Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, why there was no second chance in garden of eden?Master of Stupidity: Of course. Perhaps, human can only enjoy one-time virginity.”

“Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.”