“Sorry officer, today I'm not in the mood to break the laws.”

“I'm sorry. but you could never tell the difference between the mood you were in, and me.”

“Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. ”

“Don't say you're sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking. You're not worth the time that this is taking.”

“Officer After leaned across the seat toward me - which, under the circumstances, made me start back. 'I'm sorry I'm not allowed to beat the shit out of him for you.”

“Technically,' I said, "I'm not breaking any of the Laws of Magic. I'm not robbing you of your will, so I'm clear of the Fourth Law. And you didn't get loose, so I'm clear of the Seventh Law. The Council can bite me.'The bone ridges above Chauncy's eyes twitched. 'Surely, that is merely a colorful euphemism, rather than a statement of desire.''It is.”