“To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.”
“It's better to wear seaweed socks than stick a melon in your brother's ear.”
“How come I can pick my ears but not my nose?”
“We kings do develop a certain ability to recognize objects under our noses.”
“Gravelip, a young, slight footman with a pocked nose and large ears, obediently gave a smile like toothache. He seemed less than delighted to have outpaced his friends in the ugliness race.”
“If you do more than your share you'd better want to: otherwise, you're paying yourself in a currency recognized nowhere else.”