“Luck is a favorable thing out of an uncertainty. No such thing as luck when everything's certain.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of.”
“Government is a ruling structured thuggery.”
“A good government does dirty jobs.”
“In any government, interests precede truth.”
“Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation.”