“When two wise men are blaming one another,then time has come for you to be the third one.”
“One school is finished, and the time has come for another to begin.”
“Locked into loneliness were we two and looking at one another every evening we each saw the one we blamed for it.”
“When I get ready to talk to people, I spend two thirds of the time thinking what they want to hear and one third thinking about what I want to say.”
“When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.”
“As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.”