“Will you marry me, my darling ?Do I have options, you bastard ?”

“I don't understand you, darling!That's what I'm talking about, dear!”

“I hate when you have to smile for me..so nice if you'd do that spontaneously.”

“Stranger: Do you believe in Jesus, my friend?Foreigner: O yes, I do but who the hell are you?”

“Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely.”

“If enemy offers you two options, surprise him with your third one,end the feud with the fourth one.”

“I wish you could have made me loving you.”