“You can trust bad liars.”
“I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and bad liars are good.”
“The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.”
“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
“There is no such thing as a good writer and a bad liar.”
“Be bad, but at least don't be a liar, a deceiver!”