“You get old faster when you think about retirement.”

“The old world told men merely about to live and to die.Today men think about defeating death and resurrection.”

“If you want to be sure of unusual thing such as aliens or UFOs, then you have to think about it from an unusual way of thinking.”

“When you're young, you say what you feel.When you're adult, you speak what you think.When you grow old, you listen to what nature says.”

“Spirit doesn't retire.”

“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you?Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind.”

“When you are mocking somebody, you are just trying to get rid of something embarassing within you that makes you doing so.”