“You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.”

“Many people are smarter than their stupid bosses.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.”

“Dealing with one who feels smarter than you,let him assume that you ain't smarter than him.”

“If you think you're smart,think twice to be smarter.”

“Greed is a little bit more than enough.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish.”