“Sometimes I wonder if all my friends are insane.”

“You see, the lives of servants are not lived by clocks, but by the ringing of their masters' bells.”

“The things people tease you for are not your weaknesses, they are your superpowers!”

“Never underestimate the power of the dark side.”

“The Force- always may it be with you.”

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”

“I do not know why the dead do not come back to life. Perhaps death is so wonderful, in ways we cannot comprehend, that they prefer it over and above their friends and loved ones, although I am inclined to doubt that be the case.”