“Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.”
“Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose.""I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.”
“Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.”
“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water for half of Africa (the middle half).”
“Fact of life: when a ladder and I went in hand to hand combat, the ladder would always win.”
“What's lost is nothing to what's found, and all the death that ever was, set next to life, would scarcely fill a cup.”