“I'll take my clothes off - whatever the job requires.”

“If I could be anywhere, where would I be?”

“[On playing a bad guy in Harry Potter's film]: I think it's more fun, there are a lot of goodies in the film and not a lot of baddies, so I like to be in the baddie group.”

“I get letters that say ‘Stop being evil to Harry or we’ll go to Hogwarts and kick your butt. Some fans are so weird. One changed his name legally to Lucius Malfoy and wanted to adopt me.”

“The bitterness of living in a mess remains long after the sweetness of resting is forgotten.”

“The world, finally, is no longer large, and to ignore it likely requires more effort than to simply take notice.”

“Yardy doing a good job out there—1-14 off his five overs so far—but Bangla are letting this drift. The bowling is there to attack, but they're as passive as sleeping sloths at the mo.”