“I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it.”
“If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.”
“I think you're like one of your own lumps of clay, Andy. God has a plan for you, and He's trying to get you into the center of it, and you keep dodging and slithering away.”
“Plan your action, keep it simple, and get into motion.”
“How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”
“If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.”