“It's all fun and games until somebody dies.”

“It's all fun and games until somebody dies. -Brian Sheahan "Trauma Junkie”

“You can't cure stupid. -Brian Sheahan "Trauma Junkie.”

“Time softens all griefs, they say, and it is useless to dwell on lives that might have been. We are granted only one life, and one is enough. Whom do such regrets profit? What do they achieve, except to bring us unhappiness?”

“Love must be shared, or else it is just madness.”

“Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.”

“Life is too short to suffer anybody's meanness, which is what you can learn eating shrimp with store-bought coleslaw, if you look it straight in the face.”