“If Adam and Eve were not hunter-gatherers, then they were certainly gatherers. But, then, consumer desire, or self-embitterment, or the 'itch,' as Schopenhauer called it, appeared in the shape of the serpent. This capitalistic monster awakens in Adam and Eve the possibility that things could be better. Instantly, they are cast out of the garden and condemned to a life of toil, drudgery, and pain. Wants supplanted needs, and things have been going downhill ever since. ”
“if anything, you may think of me as Adam without his Eve, cast out of the Garden with no hope of ever returning.”
“Not Adam and Eve, after eating the apple, could have been more upset than I was.”
“You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?”
“Adam and Eve had first-hand empirical evidence of God’s existence. He walked in the Garden with them. Their problem was that God told them they could not eat of a certain tree. – p. 113”
“Where Eve chooses to go, Adam is bound to travel.”