“I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.”

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

“A good rock band is like a great lover. Their rhythms simultaneously jolt and calm you. They know when and where to tease you to make it feel the best, how to draw from you the ultimate pleasure.”

“Whoa, hello, assertiveness! How lovely to make your acquaintance.”

“Friends are how God apologizes for your family."---Mike”

“You're damn skippy I am.”

“I'm imagining that paper books will evolve to become something akin to candles we have them in our homes and cherish their light but don't light our homes with them. Readers of Lincoln's era would likely be surprised at how well-lit our homes are and I think it's likely that we will be surprised at how well-read future book readers will be.”