“You're damn skippy I am.”

“... I completely forgot about the pizza until the cops showed up.”

“Whoa, hello, assertiveness! How lovely to make your acquaintance.”

“A good rock band is like a great lover. Their rhythms simultaneously jolt and calm you. They know when and where to tease you to make it feel the best, how to draw from you the ultimate pleasure.”

“Friends are how God apologizes for your family."---Mike”

“I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.”

“John Armato, a Public relations executive, cherishes his growing Library of Candidates. When people ask him if he's actually read all those books, he asks them if they've actually eaten all the food in their kitchen. "It is good to put up a supply of books; it increases the odds that you'll have what you want when you're hungry for it," he says”