“Most things I worry about never happen anyway.”

“On a subconscious level, I subscribe to the notion that if you worry about something, it is somehow less likely to happen. Well, I am here to say that it doesn't work like that. The very thing you fear the most can still happen anyway. And when it does, you feel that much more cheated for having feared it in the first place.”

“I think I have always had the misguided sense that worry and fear serve as an insurance policy of sorts. On a subconscious level, I subscribe to the notion that if you worry about something, it is somehow less likely to happen. Well, I am here to say that it doesn't work like that. The very thing you fear the most can still happen anyway. And when it does, you feel that much more cheated for having feared it in the first place.”

“I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never stop smiling.”

“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”

“Almost everything that I've ever worried about has never happened ..”