“During the last job, three people tried to dive under my ambulance. If I was allowed (by government grant or some such) to keep driving and splat them across my windscreen, that would mean three less idiots being allowed to breed tonight.”
“If I had but three months to live, I pray God would allow them to be the months of autumn.”
“Bad answers for employment questions:Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job? "My parole was granted”
“The only people in the world allowed to keep real secrets are the security organisations owned by governments.”
“He thought moving to a small town would allow him to find a way to get along to some extent but people were just plain idiots.”
“Just as I allowed them to live in my mind, I allowed them to die.”