“Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.”
“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”
“I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.”
“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically correct, more refined, more cultured, and an all-around gentleman.”
“Forming grammatically correct sentences is for the normal individual the prerequisite for any submission to social laws. No one is supposed to be ignorant of grammaticality; those who are belong in special institutions. The unity of language is fundamentally political.”
“Maybe someday, I'd find someone who'd prove he really loved me. Someone who'd hold me rather than let me fall. Someone who'd never lie to me.”