“Mystery is the face everybody shared before they were born and the joke they'll finally get after they're dead.”

“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”

“Everybody is waiting for the end to come, but what if it already passed us by? What if the final joke of Judgment Day was that it had already come and gone and we were none the wiser? Apocalypse arrives quietly; the chosen are herded off to heaven, and the rest of us, the ones who failed the test, just keep on going, oblivious. Dead already, wandering around long after the gods have stopped keeping score, still optimistic about the future.”

“Everybody's in love when they're eighteen. And everybody gets dumped.”

“They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there - and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see.”

“I was born to share love, not hate”, said Antigone. “Go then, and share your love for the dead”, responds Creon.”