“O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate”

“Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!”

“Three or four drops of height have nothing to do with savageness.”

“Always look to the positive,and never drop your head,for the water will engulf us,if we do not dare to tread,so let's tread water.”

“O that I were a mockery king of snowStanding before the sun of BolingbrokeTo melt myself away in water drops!”

“O mischief, thou art swift to enter in the hearts of desperate men!”