“People of ze wurl, relax!”

“Peeple of zee wurl, relax”

“There are people in this world who can wear whale masks and people who cannot, and the wise know to which group they belong.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”

“You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.”

“People are never perfect, but love can be. ”

“Why," Tanuki grumbled, "would they fell trees but leave men standing? Trees are a damn sight more useful than people, and everything in the world knows that but people.”