“red hair is caused by sugar and lust.”
“Karo sugar syrup mixed with a red dye”
“On detonation, red sugar spilled out of the corner of my mouth.”
“Roses are red and violets are purple,sugar is sweet and so is maple surple.”
“Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.”
“Are red haired girls, red all over?”