“Salvador Dali and fifty cents will get you a cup of clock melt. ”
“yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...”
“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”
“I knew things like if you had fifty cents, and you stole a dollar from the slow kid, you had a dollar fifty”
“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.”
“Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.”