“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”

“How could something called 'The Breath of the Ass' help but bring trouble?”

“Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.”

“Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver.”

“He who jokes in the executioners face can be destroyed, but never defeated.”

“How can you admire a human who consciously embraces the bland, the mediocre, and the safe rather than risk the suffering that disappointment can bring?”

“The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged.”