“Never trust anyone who uses the word party as a verb but never trust anyone who would rather be grammatically correct than to party.”
“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.”
“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
“I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.”
“I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust him”