“To concentrate on heaven is to create hell.”

“To emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on heaven is to create hell.”

“Your author has found love to be the full trip, emotionally speaking; the grand tour: fall in love, visit both Heaven and Hell for the price of one.”

“A lot of life boils down to the question of whether a person is going to be able to realize his fantasies, or else end up surviving only through compromises he can't face up to. The way I figure it, Heaven and Hell are right here on Earth. Heaven is living in your hopes and Hell is living in your fears. It's up to each individual which one he chooses. - Bonanza Jellybean”

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”

“Gods and men create one another, destroy one another, though by different means.”

“Some marriages are made in heaven,Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.”